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1. a tiny dog that is super round, circular, cuddly, and fluffy. the prime example of a breed that is automatically mooshy is the maltese. mooshers can also be things like yorkie mixes, bichon frises, goldendoodles, and honestly ANY maltese mix. mooshers are extremely friendly and sweet. they often look like the lights are on but no one's home. when they do things like lay on the ground super horizontally, they are mooshing.

(mooshing = laying down or cuddling)
(mooshing along = walking around, chillin, doin whatever)
(mooshing me = cuddling me)

2. a chubby little baby/toddler. asian babies are especially mooshy because how chubby and squishable they are. examples of moosher babies are like russell from up, the little girl from despicable me, or any baby with chubby cheeks.

3. a chill person that doesn't give a care in this world; just living in its own wonderland. these are very very chill people that just walk with no sense of urgency; they just moosh along. examples of these mooshers are fez from euphoria, the dad from EEAAO, or a high school teacher that's just super sweet and a little oblivious.
1. Woah, that's such a cute maltese over there! What a moosher!

2. Aww, did you see her newborn baby? It has such chubby cheeks -- super mooshy!!

3. Honestly though, Sean's just a moosher. I'm sure he doesn't care what we do or when we meet up. He's just mooshing along in his own wonderland.
moosher by Mika Meeks May 30, 2022
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adj. used to describe someone or something that's really cute
"You're so mooshli when you do that!"
mooshli by heather April 30, 2004

Mooselimb 

An phonetic spelling of Muslim. Taken from the way English-speaking Arabs pronounce "Muslim", i.e. "Mooselimb"
Our Mooselimb brothers and sisters in Iran are peace loving

Mooselflies 

A random occurrence (typically within the realms of Europe) when a being of immense ignorance and who is unable to stop whining is incarnated and proceeds to whine about the most trivial things until their demise. This person is referred to as a 'Mooselflies'. Mooselflies, being similar to humans, have the same lifespan as a human and are typically somewhat close in appearance. One thing to note is that Mooselflies often appear much more hideous than even the most repulsive humans.
Person: Wow, that wasn't a very smart thing to do, sir.
A Mooselflies: Shut up! You're such a bully...
Person: Okay...you are one giant Mooselflies tbh.
Mooselflies by CJ_Soviet June 12, 2009

Momshell 

Similar to a MILF and a derivative of "Bombshell". A great looking mom that you would want to perform sexual acts with.
"Man, I was at the grocery store today and there was a serious Momshell over in produce."

"Have you ever seen Jimmy's mom? Serious Momshell."
Momshell by DuckMueller March 24, 2009

Mooselini 

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.
Mooselini by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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