moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

moose dick by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

mouse dick 

A man who's penis is equal or smaller than one of a mouse. Usually people with the name "Markus" have a Mouse Dick.

"What's up mouse dick?"
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas; except mouse dick, that's for life!"

mouse dick by Dicktionary1020 January 6, 2015

moore goode dick 

A funny picture that has three football players, named "Moore", "Goode", and "Dick", who are wearing their jerseys, and are lined up just perfectly, to make it seem like a sentence saying, "Moore Goode Dick" or "More good dick".

Person 1: Dude! I saw that picture on a gay dude's myspace that said moore goode dick! ROFL.

Person 2: zOMG I saw that too!

moore goode dick by : | July 30, 2007

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

mouse dicked 

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

mouse dicked by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

mooselick 

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.

Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!

mooselick by M Scott July 11, 2006

moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

moosedick by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004