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moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it
1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!
by alison January 5, 2004
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Mooseburger

I was watching the lesbians eating mooseburger.
by badDiplomat October 25, 2008
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MooseBurgs

A fully grown man with the antlers of a large moose. Could easily lift an actual moose over his head but is humble and doesn't want to show off. Can be seen flirting with a Stacy or humping footballs.
Hottie #1 OMG what is that abomination?
Hottie #2 Oh that's just MooseBurgs, don't startle him or he will gore you. He gored Jeremy last year.
by MooseBurgs April 6, 2022
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