moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it

1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!

moose burn by alison January 5, 2004

Mooseburger 

Slang for cunnilingus.

I was watching the lesbians eating mooseburger.

Mooseburger by badDiplomat October 25, 2008

MooseBurgs 

A fully grown man with the antlers of a large moose. Could easily lift an actual moose over his head but is humble and doesn't want to show off. Can be seen flirting with a Stacy or humping footballs.

Hottie #1 OMG what is that abomination?
Hottie #2 Oh that's just MooseBurgs, don't startle him or he will gore you. He gored Jeremy last year.

MooseBurgs by MooseBurgs April 6, 2022