moonyshot 

hottest person ever, one of the funniest mutuals ever, big simp for remus lupin aka "moony", is a ginger baka and is secretly ed sheeran, looks like dobby while dancing, thinks watching marvel on repeat will make her a superhero

moonyshot is ed sheeran, but i just can't prove it.
im so grateful moonyshot is my mutual.

moonyshot by remsmarsbars September 5, 2021

Satan's Moneyshot 

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

Satan's Moneyshot by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

Moonshot 

awesome, fantastic, almost impossible to achieve, the best, the reason for success, reaching the highest point, right on target

This new product was the moonshot for our company. It was extremely successful and sent our sales to the moon.

Moonshot by AnonymousHelp July 9, 2010

Moonshot 

In the Netflix film The Kissing Booth 2, Elle entered a dance tournament with the hopes of winning the prize money to help pay for private college. On the Ferris wheel scene with Marco, she defines moonshot as follows:

“It’s like something amazing that you want really badly, but its not super likely to happen.”

"I'm not exactly rich, so this is kinda like my moonshot to pick where I wanna go to school."

Moonshot by AnomalyXR July 28, 2020

Moonshoes Potter 

A mocking name to call someone rich who says they can't go to Mars.

Draco: Not all of us inherited enough money to buy NASA when our parents died. Did we, Potter? Moonshoes Potter. Jet pants Potter. (when talking about Pigfarts...its on Mars)

Moonshoes Potter by toadface96 September 20, 2011

moonshit 

-noun
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.

<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>

- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.

After James finished wiping his ass he found moonshit.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.

moonshit by Ian Kerr April 19, 2007

moonshot 

When at the brink of male ejaculation, you or a friend inserts their finger or foreign object into the male’s anal cavity causing extreme pressure and force during the cumshot, shooting your cum to the moon.

Man, my girl gave me the best moonshot last night. I broke the light on her ceiling!!

moonshot by Poopyface1 February 20, 2019