The act of constantly checking a cryptocurrency price chart to ensure that the price doesn't 'moon' in your absence.
The crypto would likely be a low marketcap shitcoin where setting price alerts would be impossible due to them not being present on any of the major price-tracking sites
My girlfriend thinks I'm studyingreal hard. Little does she know that I'm secretly Moonspotting when she's not looking
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.