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Moon Raker

n. A person or bot who attempts to sow discord or derail useful conversation on social media by posting inflammatory, superfluous, and/or off-topic stupidity with the intent of derailing and/or provoking persons into an emotional response due to the pathetic reality of the Raker's lonely RL and need for attention. A Moon Raker is an especially pathetic form of sub-Troll often affected by psychological disorders, the most common of which include schizophrenia, multiple personalities, and psychological projection.
Sad little Moon Raker is conversing between its multiple personalities because no one will feed the troll.
Moon Raker by WPNative March 14, 2018
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moon raker

Any car that looks like a spaceship. It is usually large with a lot of space in it, and is ideal for putting a matress in and fuckin the shit out of an unsuspecting female. A good example is '92 Toyota Previa.
Hey baby, you wanna hop in my moon raker? Its got a matress and a mini bar.
moon raker by Bang Bus owner July 18, 2006

moon raker

1. To move multiple penises down a girls (no specific area) in a raking fassion. Usually ass or boobs
Guy one: How'd it go last night?

Guy two: Dude, me and another guy totaly pulld a moon raker on this girl!!
moon raker by conartist66 March 26, 2010

Moonraker 

James Bond Film made in 1979. It's like Star Wars without The Force.
Hey man, did you see Moonraker?
Yeah man, it looked like Star Wars without The Force
Moonraker by M.J. Caboose, M.D. September 27, 2010

moonraker 

A person with such low intelligence that they would try to rake the moon's reflection in a pond.
Otherwise referred to as window-licker or blue bus brigade.
My friend Rachel announced she was going to bleach her hair in the summer. Tracey, like the moonraker she is, asked, "What color?".
moonraker by IT Monkey August 19, 2004

A moonraker 

Someone who sets their sights high but lacks the ability or willpower to do it. (name based on the idea that aims for the moon but suffocates in space, references James Bond too)
Will:dude, did you hear peter quit smoking?
Me: what a moonraker he'll never keep that up
Will:lul
A moonraker by bazraa March 23, 2011