A person with such low intelligence that they would try to rake the moon's reflection in a pond.
Otherwise referred to as window-licker or blue bus brigade.

My friend Rachel announced she was going to bleach her hair in the summer. Tracey, like the moonraker she is, asked, "What color?".

moonraker by IT Monkey August 19, 2004

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moonraker • A moonraker • Moonlaker • Moonranker • moon rake • mooncake • moonwalkers • Moonwater • mooncaked • MoonGamers

moonraker

Term for people originating from the county of Wiltshire, England. Their ancestors were tough and built Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain and kicked Viking and Roman butt.

You could tell he's a moonraker because he's raking the moon's reflection in the pond.

moonraker by Bill the Cat May 18, 2008

A moonraker

Someone who sets their sights high but lacks the ability or willpower to do it. (name based on the idea that aims for the moon but suffocates in space, references James Bond too)

Will:dude, did you hear peter quit smoking?
Me: what a moonraker he'll never keep that up
Will:lul

A moonraker by bazraa March 23, 2011

Moonwalker

Amazing people who celebrate the life of Michael Jackson everyday of their lives. They can spend hours listening to his music and watching short films (videos) of him and never get tired or bored of it. Only people to help him spread his message of love, happiness, peace, and change all around the world even after his death. Moonwalkers are know every word to all of Michael's songs and doesn't not like any of them. They speak Jacksonese frequently; ). A Moonwalker's heart is full of love. They do not believe tabloids and they know that everything bad written about Michael is not true. Moonwalkers know every little thing about MJ. They would fight their hardest to defend Michael from anything. Moonwalkers are the people who, through everything, remember that it's all for love, L.O.V.E.

I am a Moonwalker

Moonwalker by Nightquanda June 2, 2015

Moonwalker

Someone that is a fan on the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

*Youtube video ranking songs*
Moonwalker: Moonwalkers?

Moonwalker by ShamoneChamone January 18, 2019

Mooncake

(Also known as Specimen E-351.)

A cute, round, green, planet-destroying alien in the animated TV Series, Final Space. Mooncake is characterised by his pair of antennas and stumps, and his very limited vocabulary, consisting mostly of "chookity," "ooh," and "wow."

Mooncake is the cutest alien to ever appear on my TV screen.

Mooncake by GarethPW August 11, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026