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Moby's Dick 

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.
"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."
Moby's Dick by FlipSpiceland December 4, 2012

Moby's Dick 

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.
He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick
Moby's Dick by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018

Moby Dick's Dick 

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Moby Dick's Dick by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015

Moby Shit 

One in a great while a person with take a massive assive shit that will hurt. This only counts if its a single turd. This turd is named Moby Shit.
Moby Shit by zacherzach February 21, 2011

Moody Swag 

The kind of swag that only Rudy Moody can have. All the girls love it
Look at Rudy with his Moody swag going. He's going to get some pussy tonight!
Moody Swag by We Jerkin July 16, 2010

moob scoop 

To Push up a male's man boobs (moobs) and say MOOB SCOOP
I hit his moobs up and said MOOB SCOOP