A Montenegrian is a person from Montenegro (Crna Gora)

You know you are a montenegrian if you :

1.Are extremely lazy

2.You own a snail(or any slow animal)

3.You only eat "Burek with meat"

4.You live on a mountain (or sea)

5.You talk to a friend from "Durmitor" to "Golubinja"

6.Only instrument you own is "Gusle"

7.You are the only one to yell when you are close to a friend in a group.
I just had a fight with a Montenegrian. What a sissy!
by NOT the chose 2 m8 February 7, 2016
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