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Definitions by Franchek

Montenegrian labor enslavement

The state of absolute inertia and laziness someone is experiencing to the point it is believed that person enslaved their will to work deep inside themselves.
A: I can't get out of bed, I'm so tired...
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.

Get midlessly flooked 

When someone absolutely fucks you from behind.
My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"

Heptapilated 

Someone so weak-minded and stupid that it is assumed that he probably fell on his head as a child, splitting his skull into seven sections.
A: Bro, how can fish breathe under water and not in air, yet they have a nose?
B: My man, u really be HEPTAPILATED!
Heptapilated by Franchek July 8, 2023