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monotune 

A song with a melody that mostly repeats a single note with occasional variance to the note above or below it.

Etymology: combination of "monotone" and "tune".
Every Taylor Swift song sounds exactly as boring as the last. They're all monotunes.
monotune by SongMonk January 26, 2010
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Monotone Walk 

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.
‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’
Monotone Walk by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

Monotone meat bag 

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.
At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.
Monotone meat bag by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

monotone face 

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke
Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face
monotone face by Kittsy December 18, 2012

Monotoneminor 

This type of person departs from all normal and rational reasoning.
They admire their friends.
They are polite to their co-workers.
They are able to write unbelievably flawless peices of literature.
And they are the type of person who has wonderous hair.
"look over there! My god that person is the very definition of awesome!"

"I think you mean a Monotoneminor"

@monotude 

A specific individual who is seemingly obsessed with multiple things such as minecraft,the Walten files,gacha life,little nightmares, and other such things. This individual is also trans (ftm) and bisexual. Another unimportant thing is that he is, unfortunately, a ginger. He is related to leprechauns. However despite that fact,he has gotten 1k followers on tiktok. (Good job).
" Emma:'Have you heard of @monotude?'"

"Kira:'No...who is that?'"

"Emma:'Oh,no one. Just someone on tiktok don't worry about it.'"
@monotude by Axswon July 16, 2021

@monotude 

Itchy person that slaps old people
@monotude by I.eat.pen_ink July 16, 2021
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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