Monkeyshirt  

a shirt with a lot of shit on it like monkeys or flowers or shit designs

d00d sh3 we4r5 s0 m4ny monkeyshirt its fuking annoying

Monkeyshirt by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008

moneyshift 

To shift from very high rpms in higher gear into lower gear, thus driving rpms even higher, way past redline. This leads to severe engine damage, since rev limiter cannot protect an engine in this situation.

A very costly maneuver, typically performed in street or drag racing when people shift from third into second instead of fourth.

I was at 6k in third, and then I did a moneyshift. Now it will cost me 2 grand to fix up the engine.

moneyshift by junkDriver August 15, 2006

monkeyshines 

Pranks and other debauchery (usually playful)

Mary's 5 year old cousin keeps stealing her shoes and hiding them around the house. That kid is full of monkeyshines.

monkeyshines by CalicoECash May 21, 2009

monkeyswitch 

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl

Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."

monkeyswitch by cms November 11, 2004

monkeyshine 

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.

OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!

monkeyshine by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

monkeyshit 

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

monkeyshit by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006

monkeyshot 

easy to use; even a monkey can use it without a problem.

the products of apple are a monkeyshot

monkeyshot by wickedassim October 20, 2010