monkeyshi

Super hot male, I could totally give him a kiss right now, especially when he puckers up those lips like a fish... super hot... love this man and he deserves everything..

“Is there a fish in our discord call?”

“No, it’s just Monkeyshi”

by Warmpotatoes May 11, 2021

monkeysniffer

a person who lives in a blog of dancing men

is that another monkeysniffer in chat?

by lardo444 August 15, 2018

Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

MonkeyHump

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.

Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.

by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017

Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

moneyshift

To shift from very high rpms in higher gear into lower gear, thus driving rpms even higher, way past redline. This leads to severe engine damage, since rev limiter cannot protect an engine in this situation.

A very costly maneuver, typically performed in street or drag racing when people shift from third into second instead of fourth.

I was at 6k in third, and then I did a moneyshift. Now it will cost me 2 grand to fix up the engine.

by junkDriver August 15, 2006

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

by idest October 6, 2004