monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.
"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...
by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008
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Monkey tits

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.
" That fat chick has monkey tits."
by Big Ee April 28, 2014
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Monkey Tits

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.
Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
by the_guy January 13, 2005
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monkey tits

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007
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Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.
I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.
by Professional Racist December 1, 2021
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Tit Monkey

A Tit Monkey is a modern term being used for people (usually male) who are complete idiots. They are self centered and inconsiderate. Tit Monkey's like to "rattle their cage" or in other words be heard and lack any moral management.
Possibly originating from the term "Getting on my tits" or annoying.
A noisy neighbor who is quick to blast another neighbor to all his other neighbors but is the first to blast loud music late at night regardless of the working family living next door to him. This would be a Tit Monkey.

A driver who cuts you up without signaling and almost causing an accident. this kind of person would also be a Tit Monkey.
by Manix September 3, 2007
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Tit monkeys

Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage
Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.
by Scatman Jack October 22, 2008
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