monkey walk

the way you walk when you go to take a shit and then realize that there is no toilet paper so you have to half squat and waddle to go get more toilet paper in order to keep shit from spreading all over your ass.

Eric: Dude theres no fuckin toilet paper in the bathroom
Karl: There was some TP in my room
Eric: Yeah I know, I did the monkey walk to grab it so I didnt get shit all over my ass

by E-Janks March 14, 2010

Monkee walk

A form of walking where a group of friends form a line, arms across shoulders and walk in unison with exagerated steps to the right and left.
From the opening sequence of the Monkees TV series.

My friends and i got drunk and Monkee walked down the beach.

by Frodis May 10, 2005

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

by J. Malik May 25, 2006

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

When business needs to get done, talk all you want, but cash money is what makes things happen.

Need to get some girls up to your room at the hotel, the door"man" will c-block you and all your bullshit. A 20 spot will make both of your nights more enjoyable.

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks, pay the price, or walk it twice.

by Rob!! January 8, 2010

Money Talks; Bullshit Walks

Money is what we receive for investing energy (work). Bullshit costs nothing, though it might sound good, but has no real concern. At the end of the day, it's investment of energy that really accomplishes things- or REALLY TALKS. Bullshitters make themselves sound good, and then walk on.

Money Talks; Bullshit Walks -Good politicians are those that provide the infrastructure to make something work that really achieve results. those that just talk the talk about various issues, all too often to make themselves sound good without achieving anything.

by TeddyB December 24, 2009

money talks, bullshit walks

Everyone has a price, this saying just illustrates such a fact.

Guy: Wanna fuck?
Hot chick: No
Guy: For 2 grand?
Hot chick: alright, money talks, bullshit walks

by See Elle Tee January 24, 2010