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monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.
Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.
by RJ May 19, 2004
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stomach monkeys

Although not actually of the ape family, stomach monkeys are to blame for practically all digestive system ailments in human beings when an actual condition cannot be identified.
Borgy is throwing up again. I guess he's got a case of the stomach monkeys.
by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008
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stomach monkeys

A group of men united in a common goal of overcoming all odds no matter how great, usually on a softball field.
As Hollywood rounded third and headed home, the Cowboys could only watch, for this day belonged to the Stomach Monkeys.
by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008
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Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?
by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008
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