Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008

Monkey Stomp

One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.

by Big Poppa May 5, 2003

Honkeystomp

The act of a caucasian beating by any other race, gender, or creed. The word is a combination of honkey (a slur for caucasian) and donkeystomp (the act of beating someone senseless).

"I'm going to honkeystomp that posing wigger."

by distant September 20, 2004

monkey stomp

The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)

by Billy Talent November 16, 2005

Monkey Stomp

GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.

As GySgt Fulp realized he was choad like he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Roy October 21, 2003

Monkey Stomp

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Dan October 22, 2003