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Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

monkey slapper by assjugs July 1, 2008

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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

super market monkey slapper by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

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Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper

A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.

"You foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper"

Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper by Ri-ck April 15, 2003

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Monkey Slipper

When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.

So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.

Monkey Slipper by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013

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slapped the monkey

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

slapped the monkey by Allie222 April 13, 2008

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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