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monkey rat 

"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.
I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!
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rat monkey

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.
rat monkey by xyz April 19, 2005

Rat Monkey

A racial slur for all races using the term "monkey".
"That group of people over there is a much of rat monkeys"
Rat Monkey by LatvianGod May 20, 2023

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat. 

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

rat money 

Harrison’s money, ratty and most likely drug money.
Oh my god, look at Harrison’s rat money!
rat money by Beggars September 2, 2019

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."
monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

monkeycat 

A sudden random outburst that is suitable for all occasions.
A word that can be switched out for any other word, much like smurf
Used in context: MONKEYCAT!
I can't believe you did that. You're such a monkeycat.
monkeycat by Sephiroth March 28, 2004