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monkey queen 

An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
monkey queen by zex2.0 September 4, 2020

monkey queef 

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting
Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef
monkey queef by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

tyrannosaurus queef monkey 

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.
i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.

queef monkey 

a person that quiffs alot.
stop queefing you queef monkey
queef monkey by Hardale December 9, 2008

queef monkey 

A Fat Nasty Stupid Bitch who lives in charlotte north carolina 28205!!
She/He's A Fuckin Queef Monkey WTF!
queef monkey by qyedhsu March 6, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026