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pronounced (stoo-pid bi-ch)

Worse than a normal bitch, the stupid bitch has it's own specie classification, as it has a genetic structure and mental capacity inferior to that of a normal human being. You may recognize a stupid bitch by their irrational and selfish behavior. Though it is theoretically possible for a male to be a stupid bitch, there has been no such documented case.

Antonym: Decent Person
"What a stupid bitch!" in reference to the selfish or unintelligent actions of another.
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A girl who is both a bitch and stupid. Can also include an adjective in between both words.
Vito: I am meeting up with that stupid greek bitch.
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A female that acts and is a know it all, who causes drama, just because she has no life, and is filled with toxicity by creating in the legal since, slander, defamatory comments, and /or libel.
A stupid bitch is one that uses rumors to present the other person in a false light.
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A female described as being a pain in the ass, starts all kinds of drama, is the type of female many guys view as cheap p*ssy, and usually known as throwaways when a guy is done dealing with low class female with no standards. These types of females are usually known as chickenheads, project hoodrats, and trailer park bimbos.
That stupid bitch is always trying to kill my mojo with that person.
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A stupid bitch will usually present themselves in some kind of vapid fashion that matches their vapid conversation topics. They are most often women, and regardless of gender, have rarely tried to better themselves through post-secondary education or 'the real world'.

During conversation, it becomes apparent that they don't have real interests. They discuss others, themselves, their sexual conquests, going out to the bar, and other trivial information that no one cares to hear about, or even asked about (such as how they can't hold down a job, etc.). The stupid bitch has no issue in making tacky comments about others, as well as purposely bringing up contentious subjects to provoke jealously or discomfort in whomever they are speaking to (i.e., that they once slept with your boyfriend). bitch

Stupid bitches are addicted to social networking sites and thrive on people's attention; good or bad. The stupid bitch is two-faced and lies easily. Ironically, people befriend the stupid bitch to get a good laugh. People keep the stupid bitch around so they have someone to joke about. The stupid bitch is too dumb to realize that this is the case, and mistakenly believes that she is actually well-liked.

Sleeping with the stupid bitch is risking catching something, and committing to YEARS of being stalked and having future partners harassed. So beware crazy bitch psycho bitch tacky skank. You "fuck and chuck" a stupid bitch because they do not comprehend a one night stand.
stupid bitch: "SO I HEARD ___________ SLEPT WITH __________ LIKE THEY ARE SO NOT PERFECT TOGETHER!"
level-headed person: "Wow, they're concerned about this? What a stupid bitch..."

stupid bitch: "THAT IS SO SAD, LET'S MAKE UP A RUMOUR."
level-headed person: "What a stupid bitch. That is so petty."

stupid bitch: "Oh yeah, I'mma virgin."
level-headed person: "Why the fuck have I see 3 of your sex tapes then?"

The best way to reply to the stupid bitch when provoked, is to play 'the happy person that everyone hates'. The stupid bitch actually hates their life, that is why they fervently say bitchy, irrelevant, things during conversation and feed off others' envy. Don't let them think for a second that what they say has any effect on you, other than realizing how wonderful your life is in comparison to theirs.
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