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monkey meat

Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).

It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
monkey meat by scodder May 1, 2010

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.
“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”
Monkey Meat by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

minced monkey meat 

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!
minced monkey meat by scrobbs April 1, 2010

Meat Monkey 

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.
Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.
Meat Monkey by SmeGhead209 June 19, 2011

Meat Monkey 

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
Meat Monkey by Tweak-er March 5, 2022

meat money 

A little purse that is primarily spent on male prostituion
Eg im saving more meat money so i can have a visit from Ernesto on saturday