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monkey jaw

When someone is on speed, cocaine more often than not, and their jaw swings from side to side like monkeys in the jungle.
My friend must have done a bump before his set, because he's got monkey jaws,

little guys are swinging from ear to ear.
monkey jaw by C dub February 20, 2019
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jawalla monkey

Dadless NIGGER with a GIANT HORSE GARGANTUAS COCK that likes to walk up to MILFS AND PETITE LATINAS AND proceed to cock slap them. This spear chucking portch monkey will carry out these actions even in public.
JOSH “ I just dick slapped three chicks at Walmart
Kardi “ you motherfucking jawalla monkey!”
jawalla monkey by DickleMan September 2, 2019

monkeypaws 

Another word for Marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc.
"Yoh got the monkeypaws?"
"I got 10$ for a monkeypaw"

monkeyhawk 

An old overweight homosexual pedophile who is not very smart.
Keep your kids away from the monkeyhawk
monkeyhawk by Ploobaro Mcfilfenstein September 5, 2022
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