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monkey crunk

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey
Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.
by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004
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blow monkey chunks

A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.
Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.

The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
by Commander Salamander August 30, 2008
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Monkey Chunk

A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.

The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.

Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.

Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.

The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
Wow, girl has a phat ass monkey chunk...
by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024
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chunkie monkey

A baby so over weight that his rolls hang over the diaper
Look at that Chunkie Monkey his rolls have rolls
by Grandma Shank May 31, 2017
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crunk monkeys

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee
kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys
by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007
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crunky monkey

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
by partypriest November 15, 2009
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Chunking the monkey

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night
by Weavebobo October 26, 2016
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