monkey chump
monkey chump by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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chump monkey
1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.
2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.
2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.
1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.
2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"
2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"
chump monkey by AllyG October 27, 2005
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MonkeyHump
Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.
MonkeyHump by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017
monkeyhumper
monkeyhumper by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
monkeyhumper
Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob
That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.
monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005
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