by soup bone February 5, 2008
Get the monk eye mug.A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.
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by Mo Bessman November 7, 2007
Get the monkeyed mug.The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.
by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009
Get the Monkeyed mug.A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
by Goat R. May 12, 2008
Get the sock monkeyed mug.When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by TempleofJews August 3, 2018
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