monkeyed
monkeyed by Mo Bessman November 7, 2007
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Monkeyed
The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.
Monkeyed by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009
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Monkeyed
The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.
Monkeyed by leccytrader1 May 11, 2017
Monkeyed off my goose
A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.
Monkeyed off my goose by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013
Monkeyed up!
When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
Monkeyed up! by TempleofJews August 3, 2018
sock monkeyed
A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
sock monkeyed by Goat R. May 12, 2008
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