money butter 

adjective
1.
of such excellence, grandeur, or beauty as to inspire great admiration or awe.
Something that is so awesome you had to combine the two most awesome things in life: money and butter.

synonyms: awesome, awe-inspiring, majestic, magnificent, sublime, glorious, superb, wonderful, marvelous, splendid, amazing, groovy, totally wicked, incredibly smooth.

It is noted that adding "straight" to the beginning of this phrase amplifies the awesomeness with the phrase "straight money butter"

"How good was the new Deadpool movie?"
"Dude, it was straight Money Butter"

"Sick"

awesome nectar wicked sublime wicked groovy incredible

money butter by JJ coolio August 20, 2016

Monkey butter 

Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.

Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.

Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.

Monkey butter by shifty85 August 28, 2006

monkey butter 

a food spread made with the following ingredients:
1 banana
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 tsp cinnamon sugar

Works well on toast, especially french toast.
Great with Nutella!

For lunch today, my mom packed me a monkey butter sandwich. All the kids in the cafeteria went apeshit.

monkey butter by issyakd April 26, 2008

Monkey Butter 

The creamy sludge which gathers under the foreskin of the penis.

Ugh! You really need to clean up that Monkey Butter under your foreskin, Captain Schmegma!

Monkey Butter by Nickorette November 20, 2007

monkey butter 

1) A solid butter representation in the form of a hairy monkey, often mistaken for the butter used by monkeys and apes. That is of course untrue.

2) The name of the theory that monkeys are able to spread butter on toast, or blueberry muffins, or other things. This is a theory that dates back to the early 2000s, prior to the Stephen Colbert Monkey Butter Incident of 2006, which came as a shock to the theorists.

3) Out of the incident came a new definition of monkey butter, meaning "outrageous" or "no way" or "impossible."

"I had some monkey butter on my bagel this morning for brunch."

"The philosophers thought long into the night about the concept of monkey butter."

"What? Stephen Colbert said monkey butter? MONKEY BUTTER!"

monkey butter by Clamanity July 18, 2007

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls 

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail 

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail by LilXangie May 22, 2024