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Monto is an example of the black color because he is strong and dark
Monto monto is a vampire
Monto by Eltibio November 22, 2021
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monto plonto

a shitty indian sit com that pewdiepie absolutely recked
person one:this shows about as bad as monto plonto

person two:don’t even bring that up ew
monto plonto by heykittygirls December 27, 2018

Monatophobia 

The fear of dying alone.
"He suffered from monatophobia."
Monatophobia by LEMMiNO September 14, 2017

di molto 

A phrase said by the character melone in jojos when literally anything happens. Even though it’s not correct in the italian language
Babyface: The newbies, stand can create life
Melone: DI MOLTO
di molto by Jomo Joestar July 17, 2019

mondo gazungas 

boobs that are massive, beyond all human comprehension
I was with this girl last night, and she had them mondo gazungas

Mondo Butter 

They Turned his boyfriend into butter
:')
RIP
*Depressed Ishimaru Noises*
Mondo Butter by HamsterBoi_365 February 19, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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