momp

An incredible word created by the one and only Rio. Used for appreciation of lesforcaitlyn, but can also be used in any context or sentence. Can have many different meanings, it's mostly used by the lis fanclub cult.

Person one: "momp"
Person two: "momp"
Persone three: "momp"

OR:
"She's got a momp insideee"

momp by crownedbee March 8, 2022

momp

An inverted smile.

:c <----- Emoticon of Momp

Ellie looked at me, on her face she wore a momp.

momp by Mykel Flynn December 16, 2007

momp

munch on my pussy

bae momp please

momp by Wordcasterpussywidee May 20, 2020

momp momp 

The vaginal area of a woman. Or in other word's : the Coochie, Pussy , Snatch , Cookie , the pleasure spot , love patch , whole in one etc.

I would so eat her momp momp anyday mane' !

My momp momp hurt's
Baby's come from momp momp's

Ladies please themself's by caressing their momp momp's
MOMP MOMP

momp momp by None of yo Bee's WAX July 6, 2010

momp fade

when momp gets a haircut, faded

sick momp fade brah

momp fade by teerzo September 8, 2022

momputer

A momputer is a computer that is idiot-proof, but specifically targeted to one's mother. In this sense, a momputer must support the following credentials: Redundancy, ease of use, pretty GUI (remember, mom's looking at it once in awhile), instructions and links to videos of what to do with the computer, and a lifeline between you (or the related person in question) and your (or their) mother.

As well, a momputer has nothing fancy; No overclocking, no water cooling, no pricey, bleeding-edge hardware or a need to maintain on a daily basis. It must be powerful enough for small flash games, and the occasional flash advertisement. First-time PC users should also have the default browser (or different, easier one) pre-supplied with an advertisement blocker, and for the especially typo-prone, a system-wide spellchecker may also be on call. Keeping things simple and budget will ensure you don't break the bank, and give your mother a PC she can do basic tasks with.

Examples of momputers from OEMs would include netbooks, nettops, budget desktop PCs and budget notebooks.

I bought my mother a momputer so I can keep in touch with her online. I would have her playing my games with me, since she's into that stuff, but her comprehension on how to maintain a gaming rig is is that of a pet rock.

momputer by there.is.only.xul June 28, 2010

Mompliment

When your mother feels so bad for your pitiful self that she feels the need to tell you ridiculously untrue things about yourself.

Of course your mom told you you're the handsomest little prepfag at your private school, it was just a mompliment.

Mompliment by D. Money February 24, 2008