momerstery 

momerstery is saying that your mom is being kind of wierd

how would you live without being momerstery

momerstery by mom mom mom mom May 10, 2018

molestery 

Like a molester; an adjective applied to a person who is most likely a man in a windowless van. Said individual may be sporting the ever-popular skullet.

Who is that man in the windowless van?
I don't know, but he looks molestery!
Let's away!

molestery by bigrudy April 8, 2010