Windowleg is a mythical hero destined to save the universe from the evil clutches of Dorwing. He is written in prophesy to be a mysterious being from another plane of existence, created by the powers that be for the sole purpose of ridding darkness and evil from the land. Not to be mistaken for the wordswindow and leg mashed together for no discernible purpose, that'd be silly.
Person one: Oh no it's the veil Dorwing! come to kill us all!!!1
Person two: Don't worry! I'm sure the amazing and talented and brave and ruggedly handsome albeit oddly named Windowleg will save us!!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).