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The point at which mothers measure themselves against other mothers in regards to how awesome they are at being a mom. Derived from the idea of men measuring the lengths of their dicks to indicate which male ranks highest.
Quit measuring your mom dicks, we all know you're "super awesome moms" by your lengthy posts about you kids.
by forneverlost December 22, 2014
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