"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"
by Starkeyzz November 9, 2013
Get the mom cave mug.A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.
by paleo dude May 4, 2012
Get the cave mom mug.A tired and beaten down mother that puts no effort into her personal appearance. Her hair is a natural mousy brown, frizzy and unbrushed, her pants are too short even though she is only 5'2", she wears a wristwatch with a thin brown leather band. Her skin is pale and her eyes are a bit sunken in with gray bags under them. She moves slowly and reluctantly. Her children have been over nurtured and continue to suck the life out of her.
She looks like she lives in a cave and has no idea what has happened in the years since high school and has no sense of self worth. She is essentially a slave to those around her.
She looks like she lives in a cave and has no idea what has happened in the years since high school and has no sense of self worth. She is essentially a slave to those around her.
by bigmamadt January 25, 2011
Get the cave mom mug.The female version of mancave. Although the word itself implies motherhood, the woman doesn't necessarily have to be a mother.
Whipped Husband: What the hell happened to my mancave!?
Wife: It's now a momcave.
Whipped Husband: Yes, Dear.
Wife: It's now a momcave.
Whipped Husband: Yes, Dear.
by ThaBigCheesy October 16, 2010
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