mom boob 

When the huge boobs of a mom figure are squeezed into your chest when given a long enthusiastic hug. Typical offenders are grandmothers, aunts, and other older female relatives. Usually brings on feelings of utter nastiness.

John: Honey, what's wrong with you?
Jane: Omigod John, I just got the mom boobs from your mom!!!

mom boob by Mina MInogue January 16, 2006

mom boobs 

great boobs on a woman aged enough to look like shes had kids already, commonly seen at concerts, rodeos, parties, bars, nude beaches and most other places involving alcohol consumption

"Dude, look over there, mom boobs, ten o clock!"
"no man, im checkin out the mom boobs right behind us, that mom is hot as hell."
O shit man, those are damn nice mom boobs, but the nipples are kinda different sized"
"yea cuz her kid like to suck on the left one more."

mom boobs by 4.slow February 18, 2011

new mom boobs 

1. a phrase to describe the enormous natural increase of the breast size of a woman who is either pregnant or nursing.

2. big breasts due to lactation.

Check out Christina Aguilaras new mom boobs!

new mom boobs by boob job, milk, tit job, milf June 28, 2009

mom's boobs 

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!

if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut

mom's boobs by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020