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mom and dad by yabitchwhoknows January 7, 2016
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Mom and Dad
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Mom and dad
Mom and dad by Airforce1 February 11, 2022
mom and dad's bank
Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!
mom and dad's bank by real balla December 14, 2008
Mom and Dad Maybe
Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.
A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
EX Mom and Dad Maybe:
Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?
Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?
Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
Mom and Dad Maybe by Dtone157 January 7, 2017
Ur Mom and Dad gay together
This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.
You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
Ur Mom and Dad gay together by Definition_Master42069 February 19, 2018
Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship
The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship by moocowtnt March 24, 2018
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