molestering 

The act of harrasing domesticated felines with in your very own territory. "Bush"ism.

Hey you, stop molestering Daisy.

molestering by David Rutherford February 5, 2004

Meestering 

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

Meestering by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007

Monstering 

The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.

"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "

Monstering by tekrub March 13, 2010

maestering 

The art of being shady, dishonest or otherwise manipulative for personal gain.

M: "Yo, sorry I ghosted you for a couple months. Can I come over just to chill and watch Game of Thrones with you tonight?"
N: "Nah fam! I can tell you're strait maestering rn. Stay outta my dms!"

maestering by ShoBre August 16, 2017

molestexting 

When a person continues to send you sexual content via text message and you have asked the person not to send such content to your phone. You begin to feel you are being molested though your phone.

He continued to send me x-rated pictures of himself even though I have asked him to stop. The molestexting is becoming too much for me.

molestexting by Trimaze February 16, 2013

Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005

Midget molesting may 

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

Midget molesting may by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020