8 definitions by the cotck
by the cotck August 21, 2009
When someone falls asleep and gets a baguette shoved up their ass with a chocolate flavored donut put on the tip. The friends test how many licks it takes to get to the center.
by the cotck August 21, 2009
An old drunkard who wears a jumpsuit in an attempt to appear sporty. Marked primarily by the failed use of out of date slang such as "wack"
Why is that guy dressed like richard simmons? - guy 1
I don't know. He's probably a Jumpsuit Gerry - guy 2
I don't know. He's probably a Jumpsuit Gerry - guy 2
by the cotck August 21, 2009
A state of ultimate male bonding achieved only through and ancient ritual. This ritual is sleeping side by side in cots out in the wilderness for four nights. Once the pair gains rite of passage they are considered cotck buddies.
by the cotck August 19, 2009
A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.
by the cotck August 21, 2009
A sexual position in which a relatively tall (6-7'1") male inserts his penis into the vagina of a relatively petite (4'8"-5'1.75") female and proceeds to spin in circles using the female, now attached to the erect penis, as a wrecking ball.
by the cotck August 21, 2009
The usage of the Doomsday Device to complete mundane tasks such as cooking a hamburger, checking your emails, or blowing up Alderan.
Once the milkman and Tabitha created the Doomsday Device they immediately went and started deathstarring some burgers for dinner.
by the cotck August 21, 2009