Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.

Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.

by SoSheolH January 30, 2017

Monstering

The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.

"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "

by tekrub March 13, 2010

moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

moistling

Noun-A person of Asian descent who is infact moist af

"hi Lyra ur hot"
"jake ur such a moistling"

by ChinkaDink June 22, 2016

Moistenize

1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.

2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.

I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night.

I will moistenize you!

by Machiavelli June 6, 2005

Moisesing it

Ruining a joke or being generally unfunny.

"luka's dad left"

"haha yeah and hes gay too"

"...bro you're moisesing it"

by god_verified May 5, 2023

Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.

I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.

by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018