manistening 

The listening corollary to mansplaining. When a woman is giving the most obvious hints, but the guy is being amazingly dense and overly confident that he isn't missing anything at the same time.

...this guy just kept "manistening" the WHOLE TIME...didn't matter how many ways I explained it.

manistening by N,H&D October 15, 2019

manistening 

The listening corollary to mansplaining. When a woman giving all the most obvious hints, but the guy is being amazingly dense and overly confident that he isn’t missing anything at the same time.

...this guy just kept “manistening” the WHOLE TIME... didn’t matter how many ways I explained it.

manistening by QuirkySassySmartyPants October 14, 2019

Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.

Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.

Moistening by SoSheolH January 30, 2017