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puerto rican dish(delicious). bold and sassy in demeanor. a real sultry and delicious presence. an eye teasing quality, tho more so in attitude.
I mean like damn son, dat bitch gots crazy mofungo, word up, my shits all sorts of wanting to tap dat...mmm, for real...mmm...like mmm...dass nice kid
mofungo by charles February 13, 2005
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an incredibly fat and delicious pair of female butt cheeks; an ass so fat it can sprain her ankles, yet so delicious looking you don't want to use a fork and knife to eat it.
Wow! Eric, listen to this... Last night I ate this mofongo so good, it had to have been baked in a brick oven!
mofongo by Jungle Junky May 28, 2010
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A wrap "rolled up sandwich" commonly made in prison, made from tortilla chips crushed up added to a little milk to form the wrap. Anything else found from the prison canteen list is then added to form the contents of the wrap. For example: tuna, noodles, adobo, honey, summer sausage, cheese spread, and pretzels. To make a mafungo you first crush up the tortilla chips and add some milk in a small trash bag. When you get a dough formed, roll out onto a larger trash bag on a table. Add the contents of the sandwich on to of the dough mixture , now roll to make the wrap.
-You better throw in some canteen if your gonna eat our mafungo tonight.
-Whos turn is it to make the mafungo.
mafungo by JTM27 May 28, 2009
1. The name of the mushy and flavorful Puerto Rican side dish made from fried plantain bananas, olive oil, and garlic.

Is often served with pork mixed into it, but can be used with most any meat or additional vegetables added in. It is, however, normally served in its purest form, as described in def. 1.

2. an eclectic and strange avant garde music duo from Houston, TX. Mainly spelled MoFoNGo.
1. At this Puerto Rican restaurant, I ordered chuletas y mofongo, and it ruled.

2. Man, MoFoNGo's music is very strange, but for some reason I can get into it!
mofongo by Neenoh July 8, 2004
Main Entry: Mufungo
Pronunciation: mufngo
Function: adjective
Etymology: Murray Hill, from the old odiforous meaning to stank, stink, or repulse
1 : Blinding Stank beyond belief
2 a : offensive to the nose : RANK b : offensive or unpleasant to all senses
3 : morally offensive or objectionable <mufungo--the ugliest smell of all>
As she disrobed an omnipitent odor wafted towards him. This was mufungo of biblical proportions.
mufungo by JB aka DS February 9, 2006

mofongoes 

large saggy boobs usually found on old women. usually used as an insult or as a way to decribe people.
"sweet mofongoes" or "that old lady has mofongoes"
mofongoes by annonymous April 14, 2005
1. puerto rican side dish made from platanos.

2. spanglish for motha fucka (see mofo)
Thats some bomba ass mofongo yum!

That mofongo stole my seat!!!
mofongo by Nemesis August 27, 2004
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