an incredibly fat and delicious pair of female butt cheeks; an ass so fat it can sprain her ankles, yet so delicious looking you don't want to use a fork and knife to eat it.
Wow! Eric, listen to this... Last night I ate this mofongo so good, it had to have been baked in a brick oven!
A wrap "rolled up sandwich" commonly made in prison, made from tortilla chips crushed up added to a little milk to form the wrap. Anything else found from the prison canteen list is then added to form the contents of the wrap. For example: tuna, noodles, adobo, honey, summer sausage, cheese spread, and pretzels. To make a mafungo you first crush up the tortilla chips and add some milk in a small trash bag. When you get a dough formed, roll out onto a larger trash bag on a table. Add the contents of the sandwich on to of the dough mixture , now roll to make the wrap.
-You better throw in some canteen if your gonnaeat our mafungo tonight.
-Whos turn is it to make the mafungo.
1. The name of the mushy and flavorful Puerto Rican side dish made from fried plantain bananas, olive oil, and garlic.
Is often served with pork mixed into it, but can be used with most any meat or additional vegetables added in. It is, however, normally served in its purest form, as described in def. 1.
2. an eclectic and strange avant garde music duo from Houston, TX. Mainly spelled MoFoNGo.
1. At this Puerto Rican restaurant, I ordered chuletas y mofongo, and it ruled.
2. Man, MoFoNGo's music is very strange, but for some reason I can get into it!
Main Entry: Mufungo
Pronunciation: mufngo
Function: adjective
Etymology: Murray Hill, from the old odiforous meaning to stank, stink, or repulse
1 : Blinding Stank beyond belief
2 a : offensive to the nose : RANK b : offensive or unpleasant to all senses
3 : morally offensive or objectionable <mufungo--the ugliest smell of all>
As she disrobed an omnipitent odor wafted towards him. This was mufungo of biblical proportions.
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.