An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

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Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

Modem Pussy by Mezca November 9, 2009

moreum

According to a reliable source, nameslook.com, Moreum means “adorable, unpredictable, confident” which checks out.

The most punnable name on the planet, and has so much unseen potential, just like the person who has the name

hates cheesy things and probably disproves of this definition

Person 1: “I just got out of jury duty it sucked so much bro”
Person 2: “that’s such a Moreum thing to say”
Person 1: “I’m named Catherine”
Person 2: “shut up and roll with it we’re hypothetical people made just for this definition alone once our interaction ends we cease to exist”
Person 1: “what are you even talking about”
Person 2: “you’re not giving me anything to work with here”
Person 1: “I’m going to leave now”
Person 2: “PLEASE! PLEASE! YOUR NAME IS MOREUM AND AND YOU LIKE MOBILE GAMES AND DON’T GO”
Person 1:

Person 2: “so this is it”
Person 1:
Person 2: “once they stop reading, I’m gone”
Person 1:
Person 2: “goodbye, Moreum”

moreum by Somy91 July 23, 2023

modem

A device used to access the internet

I bought a new modem

modem by LINKINPARKGUY October 3, 2003

modemtuh

a short woman that sits on valuable things so that she can see the TV over her stacks of AARP magazines.

My damn modemtuh aunt sat on my new video card and motherboard boxes and ruined them!!

modemtuh by sammy zipdisk January 17, 2005

Modeus

The cute hoe that will crush your skull if you don't bang her RIGHT NOW.

I made Modeus cum with nothing but hand-holding and pancakes. I'm such a fucking degenerate.

Modeus by HedheryDredgery March 26, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026