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modeum

the tallest, dreaded dreadhead.
music producer, fast ass runner
scary as fuck, too.
"Bro, modeum is so fucking scary like holy shit."
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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
by Racereaver December 12, 2010
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Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.
For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."
by Mezca November 9, 2009
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moreum

According to a reliable source, nameslook.com, Moreum means “adorable, unpredictable, confident” which checks out.

The most punnable name on the planet, and has so much unseen potential, just like the person who has the name

hates cheesy things and probably disproves of this definition
Person 1: “I just got out of jury duty it sucked so much bro”
Person 2: “that’s such a Moreum thing to say”
Person 1: “I’m named Catherine”
Person 2: “shut up and roll with it we’re hypothetical people made just for this definition alone once our interaction ends we cease to exist”
Person 1: “what are you even talking about”
Person 2: “you’re not giving me anything to work with here”
Person 1: “I’m going to leave now”
Person 2: “PLEASE! PLEASE! YOUR NAME IS MOREUM AND AND YOU LIKE MOBILE GAMES AND DON’T GO”
Person 1:

Person 2: “so this is it”
Person 1:
Person 2: “once they stop reading, I’m gone”
Person 1:
Person 2: “goodbye, Moreum”
by Somy91 July 23, 2023
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modem

I bought a new modem
by LINKINPARKGUY October 3, 2003
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modemtuh

a short woman that sits on valuable things so that she can see the TV over her stacks of AARP magazines.
My damn modemtuh aunt sat on my new video card and motherboard boxes and ruined them!!
by sammy zipdisk January 17, 2005
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Modeus

The cute hoe that will crush your skull if you don't bang her RIGHT NOW.
I made Modeus cum with nothing but hand-holding and pancakes. I'm such a fucking degenerate.
by HedheryDredgery March 26, 2021
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