modester

A person who plays cs Counter-Strike and thinks there good just because they are in mode

oooo look its "Danny Cooper" the modester

by [ NF | DTR ] March 23, 2003

Modester

the feeling one gets when they are acting in a modestic manner

Why is Thabie being such a modester today

by 🌚blackmoonfacelover89 August 16, 2016

Modester

More modest

I though it was the older I get the modester I become

by TisHunny June 7, 2019

Modester

Even More modest

I thought it was the older I get the modester I become

by TisHunny June 7, 2019

Trout Molester

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.

Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!

by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012

stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.

I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...

by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

fish molester

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .

Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.

by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019