A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.

Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!

Trout Molester by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012

stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.

I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...

stock molester by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

fish molester

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .

Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.

fish molester by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026