Harvard Model
Congress otherwise known as HMC, is an annual simulation of Congress. The attendees comprise of the following:
1) Kids who really care about
politics and usually get emotional about controversial issues
2) Kids who go exclusively for the HMC Dane
3) Kids who go to miss 2 days of school
4) The rest of the
people there
Over 1500 high school students descend upon Boston for this event, usually the Sheraton hotel. All other hotel guests are royally pissed because it takes them 20 minutes to catch an elevator. While walking down the halls of the hotel floors,
one can hear things from kids screaming about legislation to kids yelling about why they get the hotel bed to themselves. One of the most popular activities at HMC is to look out your hotel window and look for
people doing strange things in their hotel rooms. Generally,
boys look for babes undressing near the window with the curtain undrawn. While doing this, the odds of being mooned by a
guy are about 200 times more likely than actually seeing a chick, let alone a hot one undressing near the window.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is making out with the Secretary of Defense!
Guy 2: What do you expect? This is the HMC dance.
Guy 1: Did you hear that they legally changed the drinking age to
12?
Guy 2: Sick man! Where did you hear about this?
Guy 1: I co-authored this
bill at Harvard Model
Congress.
