mobak 

Someone who is just that guy who's pretty chill and doesn't care about anything.

Federico is the mobak of the friend group

mobak by dante with a d May 15, 2020

Mobaged 

1) To be completely taken for all your money in a mobile game in attempts to advance your character past free player status.

2) to be given very dry, very unwelcome surprise buttsex with no reacharound.

Dude, dont download rage of bahamut! You are gonna get totally mobaged!

Mobaged by N8dog640 August 1, 2014

Moba Disease 

Multiplayer online battle arena pathogenic virus(MOBA Disease)is an infectious disease caused by the MOBA virus.Common symptoms: Irrational anger, self entitlement, depression, IQ drops, and urges to call people"Faggots."The most common spreader is"Shit"aka"League of Legends."All who come in contact with MOBAs eventually become infected. Though many people can go months without symptoms.There are three types of MOBA Disease that affect people. All types of the virus are spread through human to human contact through MOBA video games.
The first type is named MOBA Primea Disease.(BAD) BAD effects nearly half of MOBA players.Those infected experience irrational anger at everyone they play with. They often AFK before five minutes. Common quotes include "1v1 me kid."&"Ru even ranked?XDD." These infected are most often Bronze.
The second form is "Everyone but me is autistic syndrome."aka(MobaDowns)
Those with "MobaDowns"(aka Moba Downies)tend to be more self entitled.They have altered perceptions of reality, and see themselves as the best players on their team.Anytime anything goes wrong, they blame everyone else. They disown other mobas. This MOBA Disease is VERY common in league of legends players. They will often end friendships over mobas. The third and last type of MOBA Disease is known as MobaDepressa or MDD.
People effected by MDD experience very little rage.Infected are more likely to get depressed. These players often know mobas are toxic, yet chose to play them anyway.

Jungle: "OUR FUCKING SOLO LOST LANE FAGGOT NIGGER."
Mid: "You've been standing in base since 2:00... Their jungle has not even left solo lane once."
Jungle "LITERALLY KIILL YOURSLEF BAD."
Adc: "Dude... You went 0-34 in two minutes... you literally set the world record for the most deaths before five minutes in any MOBA."
~Mid dies for the first time~
Jungle: "YOU"RE SO FUCKING GPPD BITCH. GG GGG GGGG GGGB"
Solo: "Guys, leave the jungle alone. Can't you tell he has late stage MOBA Disease?"

Moba Disease by echobokin October 31, 2015

Mobamba moment 

The ultimate form of bruh moment. to describe a fuck up beyond comprehension.

"I heard Alex just called Dom a faggot, is that a mobamba moment or what?"

Mobamba moment by big dicky chad with milky peen June 28, 2020

Mohak 

Mohak is a very sweet and loving individual. His friends and family are very fond of him and call him cool but sometimes embarrassing nicknames. He's a very energetic guy who barely sleeps. It's almost as if he's downed 50 Red Bulls. He sometimes lies about things such as the amount of sleep he gets at night. He also has immaculate music taste, he's always teaching you something new and reminding you of how special you are. He has a heart of gold and doesn't get angered or annoyed easily. If he does get annoyed or pissed off, you better run. You should be lucky to have someone like him in your life and never take him for granted. He also makes you laugh and makes you feel at home with him. When you're with him, you feel like nothing in the world matters as much. It's just you and him against the entire world. He is a loyal friend who will always have your back and make sure you're safe.

Mayitreyi: Did you hear about Kenny?

Nandini: What about Kenny? Is it about how much of a Mohak he is?

Mayitreyi: YES GIRL! He's the sweetest guy ever just like a Mohak.

Mohak by goodartbadpuns January 30, 2021

Mobar Crumbs 

The crumbs of weed left behind after a fiend has attempted to roll a blunt. Amount must exceed 1 gram.

Jacques: Daaaamn!!! Darnell what's with all the Mobar Crumbs?
Darnell: Damn bro I think I'm greening out!

Mobar Crumbs by Baxter Burnsleaf February 23, 2019

mobaged 

The act of repeatedly being screwed over by the promise and seldom reward of high value rewards for purchase.

Joe - "They kicked me in the balls and stole my wallet"

Jason - "Sounds like you've been Mobaged Joe"

mobaged by Mobash March 27, 2014