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Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!

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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
by Sexy Beast 02 February 08, 2011
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Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
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1) Short term for the word "Materials". Mostly used in MMORPGS as items required to craft or create a certain item.

2) A group of malays. May be a rude referenace.
"Hey, if you want me to encant this weapon free of charge u gotta give me the mats, dude."

"Holy shit, this club is infested with mats. Yeah. Cheeky monkeys, poser paradise."
by LiquidfusioNz October 28, 2005
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Mats a name used on boys who need help mentally. Mats can also be used as a verb e.g. wow you really pulled a mats which means you completed a task after making yourself suffer for no other reason than your brain hates you. But other than that they are the best people you can ever meet ... I mean punch square in the face
Bully: Mats you're a piece of shit

Mats: I know now get it over with I can't be arsed today
by The god of meaning July 24, 2020
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Short for the most amazing person ever. A person named Mat is usually extremely well endowed and is a god in the bedroom. Once you've met them you can't forget them. They will stay in your life forever.
Who is the most amazing, intelligent, funny, caring and all around nice guy you have ever met?
Mat
by G0D the almighty June 19, 2010
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Norwegian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ used mostly by vulgar people for an example people at the Oslo underground stations at nights.

Also a person that is really good in school but cant really focus on helping others as he tries to do his own shit stuff.
1. His Girlfriend Loved His Large Mats as it tastes like coca-cola with cola sauce.

2. Some guys: Hey can I see how big your Mats is? The train comes soon
Morten: Sure help yourselfs

2. Adam: Can I have help with this please?
Morten: Sorry I need to focus on my own work first.
Adam: Fuck, you're acting like a Mats
by Large guy April 12, 2009
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