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This is a South African slang word for "relationship". (sometimes it's used with "u" as a prefix = "umjolo", which means the same thing. They can be used interchangeably)
Thato: I can't believe she cheated on me
Sade: that's mjolo for you bro. It's hard

Naomi: Yoh I wish I was within umjolo, being single is hard.
Sade: Don't be fooled. Mjolo is not for everyone.

Thandeka: I didn't know umjolo was this nice
Vusi: the same mjolo that I know? It'll fuck you up

Lerato: umjolo is not for the weak
Denise: and its definitely not for the poor either

Busi: How's mjolo treating you?
Siya: can't you see my face glowing?
Mjolo by MzansiSlangist August 2, 2020
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Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.
If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.
mjolnir by Mighty Whitey August 9, 2003
A very dangerous activity which can lead to various disasters e.g. death, severe embarrassment, utter heartbreak, the lack of Will to go on in life, trust issues, depression, etc.

In other words, mjolo is dating, romance, love, you get the idea.
Boy 1: Ekse what's wrong with Sally?
Boy 2: Yoh I heard Tommy dumped her. Entlek we tried to tell her mjolo was a satanic activity.
Mjolo by Iwannaberich123 April 10, 2022
Having the obsession of Michael Jackson.

M- Michael
J- Jackson
O- Obsession
D- Disorder
Girl 1: Hey, I have MJOD
Girl 2: MJOD?
Girl 1: Yeah, Michael Jackson Obsession Disorder.. I'm his biggest fan!
Girl 2: Oh. Haha.
MJOD by MJ.is.my.daddy January 4, 2010

Plastic Mjölnir 

1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.
Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .
Plastic Mjölnir by Aufaffe August 6, 2017