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milfphobic 

basically it's when ur scared of old sexy bitches
Kyle is afraid of being dominated by a milf, seems kinda milfphobic don't ya think?
milfphobic by liasabitch April 8, 2021
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Noun. A person who is a scene-kid poser. They repetitively say things like "Om Nom Nom" "I smoke weed" "I can draw dinosaurs" "Hella Dank, yo" "Im sexy" "Rawr" and things of that sort. They cant wear skinny jeans, because they're a bit chubby, and aren't creative at all. They try so hard to fit in, and its obvious.
Kid One: look at my awesome dinosaur that i drew! It's saying 'rawr'. Its hella dank, yo!

Kid Two: cool.

*kid one walks away, and kid three walks up"

Kid Two: He's such milfpube!
Kid Three: No one likes him...
Milfpube by $c3n3 k!d .-. March 15, 2010
A whiny bitch that cries if killed in Call Of Duty or any other game At one point he was cool maybe
Stop being such a miuf you coward
Miuf by Yeh six c April 19, 2019

milfpoop 

1. milf+poop=milfpoop
2. The excrement from a MILF that comes out of the anal orifice
"The Party is going to be at Casa de Milfpoop, so watch the shit."
milfpoop by Iham Supajew April 14, 2008
Yo Kyle I fucked jeremys sister last night and she had a mufpuss
mufpuss by dewsy! September 23, 2019

Milfpocalypse

When a bunch of horny 30+-year-olds (the definition of a MILF) surround you and try to take away your virginity.
You can't escape the milfpocalypse.