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mitifotit

An acronym used by Australian writer Jack Heath and now taken up by numerous bloggers, meaning "Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today".
Person 1: "Dude, you see the mitifotit I posted on my blog the other day?"
Person 2: "Man, no-one reads your blog."
Person 1: "Well, it was totally bitchin. I found this great flash game where-"
Person 2: "Dude, shut up."
by joseford December 25, 2008
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Miticvs Syndrome

This syndrome has been studied by specialists while observing a group of University freshmen in their day-to-day life. It's currently described as a behavior disorder derived from a mutation on the gene WEROCK123 that is now known to create a magnetic field around mutant individuals, causing them to come together and form a group of close friends at some point in their lives. Once this happens, love triangles and even squares tend to appear within the group.

The first cases of this syndrome appeared in a group of medicine students (composed of four females and four males) back in 2010, leading to symptoms such as heartache, confusion, and multiple making out partners.

A cure has not yet been found.

FAQs:
- How do I know if I have Miticvs Syndrome?
- Is it contagious?
- If I have it, what are the odds I'll pass it on to my children?
- Is there a vaccine?
E.g. 1:
-"OMG, they're all coupled with each other!"
-"They have Miticvs Syndrome."
by I_win_ahah January 17, 2011
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mitcoin

A small discord bot made by @Area51#5283 and @PotatOS03#0263. It is made to simulate bitcoin without actually paying. You might be here if you made a typo from bitcoin.
Mitcoin is just a random yet interesting discotd bot
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MiniCougar

Person who is young enough to legitimately fawn over a set of particular tall, dark and handsomes that may or may not be a wolfpack. Yet opts to drool over the only 14 year old in the bunch.
Jessa: I think I'm too young to be a supercougar
Marisa: Ah but your love for a 14 year old makes you a MiniCougar
by Black_pack October 24, 2009
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minicozzi

Minicozzi_Dingus :) XD LOL.
by TTV_Dingus May 26, 2019
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Mitino

A fabled living, thinking entity that was self created in the sea of information. Apparently Mitino was spawned after The Dalnet network operation was severely disrupted in late 2002 and early 2003; due to distributed denial of service attacks. Mitino has now been said to have become a sentient and is now seeking seeking asylum.

Many have also claimed to have had direct contact with the phenonemon. Among the many people who have reported MITINO sightings, some have been exposed as hoaxers. Not all alleged hoax exposures are certain, however, and many claimants have stuck by their stories, leaving the determination of specific cases as hoaxes contentious.

There have been recent sightings of the entity in the #aborted chatroom on the DALnet server.

Exposure to Mitino can often create pain in the mind and body of the very user who endures exposure from The MITINO. Pleasurable post MITINO effects that are sought include a relaxed upbeat mood and feelings, reduced anxiety, increased sensitivity to others and a high energy level that can be sustained for many hours. Regretfully, some only believe in pleasurable MITINO effects which may explain why the search has increased steadily in recent years.

Common Detrimental effects of an encounter are said to include.

Lung disorders and infections, including pneumonia
Liver problems, including viral hepatitis A, B, and C
Musculoskeletal problems, including osteomyelitis (inflammation or infection of the bone)
Abnormalities in the immune system, including frequent infections
Brain effects, including coma and cerebral anoxia (decreased blood supply to the brain)
Spontaneous abortion or birth defects, if a woman talks MITINO during her pregnancy
Collapsed veins
HIV/AIDS and other infectious diseases (from sharing Mitino chat logs)
Decreased mental function, due to depression of the central nervous system
Overdose, which can be fatal.
Nickname1: "Holy shit! I think I just saw Mitino!?!"
Nickname2: "omgz liaR. Wtf are you smoking?"
by Neon_Angel December 24, 2007
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