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An acronym used by Australian writer Jack Heath and now taken up by numerous bloggers, meaning "Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today".
Person 1: "Dude, you see the mitifotit I posted on my blog the other day?"
Person 2: "Man, no-one reads your blog."
Person 1: "Well, it was totally bitchin. I found this great flash game where-"
Person 2: "Dude, shut up."
mitifotit by joseford December 25, 2008
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Miticvs Syndrome 

This syndrome has been studied by specialists while observing a group of University freshmen in their day-to-day life. It's currently described as a behavior disorder derived from a mutation on the gene WEROCK123 that is now known to create a magnetic field around mutant individuals, causing them to come together and form a group of close friends at some point in their lives. Once this happens, love triangles and even squares tend to appear within the group.

The first cases of this syndrome appeared in a group of medicine students (composed of four females and four males) back in 2010, leading to symptoms such as heartache, confusion, and multiple making out partners.

A cure has not yet been found.

FAQs:
- How do I know if I have Miticvs Syndrome?
- Is it contagious?
- If I have it, what are the odds I'll pass it on to my children?
- Is there a vaccine?
E.g. 1:
-"OMG, they're all coupled with each other!"
-"They have Miticvs Syndrome."
Miticvs Syndrome by I_win_ahah January 17, 2011
A small discord bot made by @Area51#5283 and @PotatOS03#0263. It is made to simulate bitcoin without actually paying. You might be here if you made a typo from bitcoin.
Mitcoin is just a random yet interesting discotd bot

MiniCougar

Person who is young enough to legitimately fawn over a set of particular tall, dark and handsomes that may or may not be a wolfpack. Yet opts to drool over the only 14 year old in the bunch.
Jessa: I think I'm too young to be a supercougar
Marisa: Ah but your love for a 14 year old makes you a MiniCougar
MiniCougar by Black_pack October 24, 2009

minicozzi 

Hunky Italian man
Minicozzi_Dingus :) XD LOL.
minicozzi by TTV_Dingus May 26, 2019
A fabled living, thinking entity that was self created in the sea of information. Apparently Mitino was spawned after The Dalnet network operation was severely disrupted in late 2002 and early 2003; due to distributed denial of service attacks. Mitino has now been said to have become a sentient and is now seeking seeking asylum.

Many have also claimed to have had direct contact with the phenonemon. Among the many people who have reported MITINO sightings, some have been exposed as hoaxers. Not all alleged hoax exposures are certain, however, and many claimants have stuck by their stories, leaving the determination of specific cases as hoaxes contentious.

There have been recent sightings of the entity in the #aborted chatroom on the DALnet server.

Exposure to Mitino can often create pain in the mind and body of the very user who endures exposure from The MITINO. Pleasurable post MITINO effects that are sought include a relaxed upbeat mood and feelings, reduced anxiety, increased sensitivity to others and a high energy level that can be sustained for many hours. Regretfully, some only believe in pleasurable MITINO effects which may explain why the search has increased steadily in recent years.

Common Detrimental effects of an encounter are said to include.

Lung disorders and infections, including pneumonia
Liver problems, including viral hepatitis A, B, and C
Musculoskeletal problems, including osteomyelitis (inflammation or infection of the bone)
Abnormalities in the immune system, including frequent infections
Brain effects, including coma and cerebral anoxia (decreased blood supply to the brain)
Spontaneous abortion or birth defects, if a woman talks MITINO during her pregnancy
Collapsed veins
HIV/AIDS and other infectious diseases (from sharing Mitino chat logs)
Decreased mental function, due to depression of the central nervous system
Overdose, which can be fatal.
Nickname1: "Holy shit! I think I just saw Mitino!?!"
Nickname2: "omgz liaR. Wtf are you smoking?"
Mitino by Neon_Angel December 24, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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