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Mittconception

A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).
"Romney wants to eliminate President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, and stated that doing so will IMPROVE racial inequities in healthcare?! What a Mittconception - actually said that at the NAACP Annual Convention too!!"

"Mitt Romney says he's unemployed? Dude, that's another Mittconception. He has no idea what it's like to depend on a weekly paycheck."
Mittconception by VGBaby July 19, 2012
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Mittconception

What happens to a woman after her health insurer is allowed to terminate her contraception choices under Romney's direction.
"Jen's birth control pills got slashed from her healthcare because of religious and budget issues."

"What's she gonna do?"

"Try to not have a Mittconception."
Mittconception by docsterx July 23, 2012

misconception of random (MOR) 

Basically the misuse of the word 'random' to describe or prescribe unrandom ideas.

Our brain works like flickering through television channels, get used to it.

Mostly committed by individuals to make their own idea sound cooler than it is or to express easy amusement to unheard ideas.

Think the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where a gorilla suddenly appeared into the scene, now that's random.
A: I was thinking of eating gummy bears that day
B: that's so random!
C: dude, misconception of random (MOR)!

A: I made a random dish that day. I used eggs and apples!
C: MOR

non-MOR is:
A: I should finish this book I'm reading soon... SNOWBALLS
C: RANDOM! you reminded me of the queen's underwear size

Misconception 

The act of transplanting your testicles into an unknowing victim so they can impregnate someone but with your children.
John: Did you cheat on me?

Mary: No, I swear! it doesn't look like you because of Misconception! You must have Dave's testicles in you!

Dave (in a squeaky voice): No idea what you're talking about.
Misconception by Kabuto_Kamui November 7, 2020

Common Misconception 

-Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"

mythconception 

The process where stories are passed down orally from generation to generation, causing details to be embellished, falsified, and forgotten, can render a true story into a myth.
The Trojan war being fought over a skirmish of the gods is a mythconception; the war was actually fought over tin.
mythconception by JasontheFuzz July 12, 2009

Immaculate Misconception 

The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.
Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary"

Joe "Its nothing more than an immaculate misconception"